I got bored with Tinder real quick but I did go on two Tinder dates. Clearly they went well.
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If I told my 15 year old self that one day Skin Diamond would buy me a burrito he would be like “who the fuck is Skin Diamond?” And I would be like “she is a 7 year old that lives in Scotland” and my 15 year old self would be like “Who cares?” and I would be like “this is what she looks like now” and my 15 year old self would be like “how did you make naked photos show up on that small TV in your hand” and I would be “that’s an iPhone, it’s kinda like a pager but with a computer in it, but let’s focus on Skin for a second here” and then my 15 year old self would be like “holy shit, that girl bought you a burrito?!” and then we would high five.