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Daily Dinner With Igor: Shark Toof
Shark Toof of is both the amazing artist pictured in this photo and an apt description of his style of eating. 
Buy Dinner With Igor now, because I found out the cost of printing has gone way up since my last book for some unexplained reason and I need to make more money. 

Daily Dinner With Igor: Shark Toof

Shark Toof of is both the amazing artist pictured in this photo and an apt description of his style of eating. 

Buy Dinner With Igor now, because I found out the cost of printing has gone way up since my last book for some unexplained reason and I need to make more money. 

If my Dolphins win their next two games (against terrible football teams) we are going to the playoffs for the first time since 2008.

If my Dolphins win their next two games (against terrible football teams) we are going to the playoffs for the first time since 2008.

I really need my Dolphins to win today… 

I really need my Dolphins to win today… 

Enjoy some more of my Miami Dolphins nerdiness. I introduce this Solo D video about the tailgate I am throwing Sunday. 

Despite the disaster that has been this season, I still rep my team.

Despite the disaster that has been this season, I still rep my team.

Made In Dade.

Made In Dade.

Ducks motherfucker! Ducks!!

Ducks motherfucker! Ducks!!

I forgot to wash my only swimsuit since the day I took this photo and now I am going to Miami and I am packing it anyway.

I forgot to wash my only swimsuit since the day I took this photo and now I am going to Miami and I am packing it anyway.

I was told I could only publish this photo if I told the story about how it came to be taken, which I feel is only fair. I was in Miami back in December and my friend Josie Jacobs told me she was at a bar down the street with her friend trying to talk some dudes into showing her and her friend their cocks. They were chickening out. When I showed up I told her I would show her my balls if she would show me her boobs which seemed funny. Somehow it got negotiated to where I would get to take a photo of her boobs if I showed them my dick. Her and her lady friend then unzipped my pants and actually pulled my flaccid penis out right as the bar turned on the lights for last call and a bunch of people including the bar tender saw me standing there with my dick out.  Good times. Happy topless Tuesday.

I was told I could only publish this photo if I told the story about how it came to be taken, which I feel is only fair. I was in Miami back in December and my friend Josie Jacobs told me she was at a bar down the street with her friend trying to talk some dudes into showing her and her friend their cocks. They were chickening out. When I showed up I told her I would show her my balls if she would show me her boobs which seemed funny. Somehow it got negotiated to where I would get to take a photo of her boobs if I showed them my dick. Her and her lady friend then unzipped my pants and actually pulled my flaccid penis out right as the bar turned on the lights for last call and a bunch of people including the bar tender saw me standing there with my dick out.  Good times. Happy topless Tuesday.

This Is How To Party: Chad Muska Edition.

This Is How To Party: Chad Muska Edition.

Going to a Caps game tonight. Let’s hope they fare better than last time I saw them.

Going to a Caps game tonight. Let’s hope they fare better than last time I saw them.