If my Dolphins win their next two games (against terrible football teams) we are going to the playoffs for the first time since 2008.
Posts tagged with ‘miami’
Enjoy some more of my Miami Dolphins nerdiness. I introduce this Solo D video about the tailgate I am throwing Sunday.
I forgot to wash my only swimsuit since the day I took this photo and now I am going to Miami and I am packing it anyway.
I was told I could only publish this photo if I told the story about how it came to be taken, which I feel is only fair. I was in Miami back in December and my friend Josie Jacobs told me she was at a bar down the street with her friend trying to talk some dudes into showing her and her friend their cocks. They were chickening out. When I showed up I told her I would show her my balls if she would show me her boobs which seemed funny. Somehow it got negotiated to where I would get to take a photo of her boobs if I showed them my dick. Her and her lady friend then unzipped my pants and actually pulled my flaccid penis out right as the bar turned on the lights for last call and a bunch of people including the bar tender saw me standing there with my dick out. Good times. Happy topless Tuesday.
This is Kitty. Kitty is a dog that tormented me when I was in Miami for Art Basel. She used to bite my face constantly. She was the most insane dog I ever met but I loved her anyway.
Please do not be alarmed by her powers of flight. I assure you no Kitties were harmed in the making of these photos.