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Did you know that Girl Talk gives out hot dogs for Halloween?

Did you know that Girl Talk gives out hot dogs for Halloween?

Girl Talk on Elm Street wants you to have a bite of his hot dog.

Girl Talk on Elm Street wants you to have a bite of his hot dog.

This is my new favorite thing ever.

This is my new favorite thing ever.

(via scarlettstorm)

5 Things That Happened Tonight:
5) I saw some burlesque hosted by a drunken dwarf.
4) I played Truth or Dare.
3) I saw a bald man’s penis.
2) Justin Long stepped on my foot.
1) Nightmare on Elm St. boobs.

5 Things That Happened Tonight:

5) I saw some burlesque hosted by a drunken dwarf.

4) I played Truth or Dare.

3) I saw a bald man’s penis.

2) Justin Long stepped on my foot.

1) Nightmare on Elm St. boobs.

The Nightmare On Elm Street franchise is one of my favorites ever.  The Wes Craven ones are really amazing and the others are watchable (except Freddy 6).  That being said, the only way a new Freddy movie would make me happy would be is it was a prequal with Robert Englund playing himself. He is finally old enough to play Freddy as a child killer. But instead, because Hollywood is full of idiots making dumb decisions for the wrong reason, they just remade the damn thing.