Posts tagged with ‘whitney’
I shot naked photos of my friend Whitney at Mishka the other day. Make sure you check out their Black Friday sale!
Oh, and many more pics of Whitney will be up next week on DBB!
Whitney Plank #8: The Cow Plank
We end with The Cow Plank which is how it all began. On day two of our road trip we drove from Scottsdale, AZ until we couldn’t keep our eyes open, eventually stopping in some small West Texas town. But on the way Whitney decided she needed to plank. We had both gone on record as being anti-planking but Whitney’s Twitter feed was blowing up with all her idiot friends just getting into the planking craze way after the fact. She thought it was stupid, but she decided she needed to destroy her friends at this little planking game. For the next three days she planked her ass off. I documented the best of the planks but there were many, many more. Luckily we both got bored of planking really really quickly and this is the last of my planking posts.
I hope you survived it and I hope I didn’t lose too many followers. God bless you all.
Whitney Plank 7: The End Of The Roll Plank
Tragically this plank met a sad fate. We stopped off at a a giant antiques barn which was tragically closed and we saw this old car advertising the antiques barn and decided we needed to take some pictures of it. I took a few shots of her topless inside it and then she decided she needed to plank it. Unfortunately it was the last shot on my roll and only half of it came out. Just more proof that God hates planking (as if the multiple planking related deaths weren’t enough).
Whitney Plank #6: The Airplane Breaking & Entering Plank
This was by far the most risky of our planking adventures. We were driving through some small town in West Texas and we stopped to take some weird photos. As we were leaving the town we passed this airplane behind a barbed wire fence. Whitney sort of joked that she would plank it. I sort of joked that I was going to stop. Then suddenly we both looked at each other and realized we were not kidding. I pulled a U-Turn and parked across Interstate 10 from the plane. She ran to the fence gate and ducked down and waited till traffic passed. She then jumped the gate, sprinted across the field (cutting up her shins in the process) and then shimmied up onto the plane. I took a bunch of photos as fast as I could and then pulled another U-Turn in the middle of I-10 and picked her up. Epic planking, bro.
Whitney Plank 5: The Giant Jenga Double Plank
The rare double plank happened early in our night of debauchery in Austin, TX. The first bar we went to after meeting up for dinner and drugs had tons of giant Jenga blocks. After watching drunks play over sized Jenga for 45 minutes or so Whitney and her friend built two mini Jenga towers and double planked them. As you can see it is collapsing mid plank. Impressive. What was not so impressive was when they set it up again and attempted a triple plank.
Jenga accounted for at least a handful of Whitney’s bruises at trips end. She also ended up with a Jenga brick in the back of her car. But such is life when Jenga is involved.
Whitney Plank #4: The Bikini Limo Plank
This plank happened right after we left the swimming pool on top of the Omni hotel in Austin. We were rolling pretty deep with a few dudes and a handful of strippers. This Hummer limo was parked outside and Whitney asked the guy if she could plank his limo. He took one look at the gaggle of strippers in bikinis and told her to be his guest.
Whitney Plank #3: The Getting Kicked Out Of Dubstep Night Plank
I only partied with Whitney one of the two nights we spent in Austin but that night was pretty fucking insane. We got kicked out of the club Barcelona on Dubstep night because she took her shirt off and planked one of the tables. Earlier the same bouncer yelled at me for moshing. What a dick.
Whitney Plank #2: The Tractor Plank
Figured we would start you off slow with Whitney’s worst plank. This poorly executed planking was on a tractor outside of a gas station somewhere in Texas. Actually pretty much all of the planks are in Texas because I was super fucking bored of taking planking photos by the time we left Austin.
Whitney Plank #1: The Gas Station Plank
Today is planking day all day. Every hour on the hour starting at noon EST.
I wanted to get all of these stupid planks up before nobody cares about planking anymore. Oh wait, too late? Too bad.
You get 8 planks today, all featuring my cross country road trip companion Whitney (as seen here without a shirt on).
Try not to unfollow me. It will be over by 7PM.